This list of assaults on the English language is by no means definitive, but it’s a good start – 19 linguistic irritants

Ant Middleton wants to be Mayor of London but seems confused about what a mayor is – 16 NSFW educational suggestions for him

Michael Gove tried to be clever correcting someone’s spelling – then Michael Rosen came for Gove’s grammar and it was just poetry

Pimlico Plumbers ex-pat patriot Charlie Mullins tells British people to abandon the UK for Dubai – 16 responses he can stick in his pipe

This guy in an England flag hat got very upset in his local Tesco about “Evergreen Trees” and was heckled all the way to the North Pole

This terrifying advert is a powerful reminder to parents not to over-share details about their children on social media

Tommy Robinson’s pal Danny Tommo has gone to France to ‘stop the boats’ – 16 heroically mocking responses

This hilarious masterclass in how to handle a scammer is absolutely epic and will surely never be bettered

A ‘high value man’ had some advice for unmarried women and of all the mockery that ensued this A++ takedown beat all-comers

Andrew Tate said only losers like food and was owned all the way to the pit of his pitiful stomach

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Victoria Derbyshire threw a truth bomb back at Tory criticism of Rachel Reeves’ tax rises and more of this sort of thing please

30 superbly satisfying times people incorrectly corrected someone else only to land flat on their pompous little face

People shared the peculiarly British slang and phrases that really get their goat and these 19 are all top tier irritants. Just sayin’

A woman reporter asked a question Donald Trump didn’t like and his furious response was like the grimmest of insights into the president’s very soul

Benedict Cumberbatch’s name has a very funny effect on Patton Oswalt – and it’s contagious

Arch Maga Laura Loomer announced that she wants a king, and got a right royal roasting – 17 top takes

Donald Trump was asked about the fatal shooting of a National Guard member and made it all about him