Elon Musk confidently predicted that ‘money won’t matter in 2036’, and went straight into public ownership – 17 billion-dollar burns

The Daily Mail’s attempted gotcha over the price of Andy Burnham’s Manchester-made T-shirts just qualified for the Self-own of the Week Award – 22 favourite takedowns

Andrew Tate said his secure unit has no clean water, and the chinny reckon was almost drowned out by the tiny violins – 18 solid-gold comebacks

Donald Trump says he knows a lot about Venezuela because Miss Venezuela always did so well in his Miss Universe pageant – 18 people with very undiplomatic responses

Restore Britain’s “freedom campaigner” Montgomery Toms has called for indoor smoking rooms in pubs – 18 people dragging him in the comments

This camera stayed locked on Donald Trump’s thunderous face as reporters who investigated his past ties with Jeffrey Epstein won a prize at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner

Some kids in Clacton were asked about Nigel Farage and they absolutely ripped the Count of Dodgy Crypto to shreds in their NSFW replies

Donald Trump can only squirm in his seat at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner as Wolf Blitzer gives a prize to the photo of him doing nothing when a guest fainted

Andy Burnham’s “No 10 North” is up and running, complete with replica No 10 Downing Street black door and an onsite Greggs – 18 reactions to put a grin up north

Donald Trump is desperate to keep building data centres and it wasn’t what he said so much as how he said it

Donald Trump tried to complain about how green energy works and his stupidity blew everyone away

A rubbish band’s tale of how they got a 5-star review was already good but James Blunt took it to the next level

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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

Donald Trump admitted he had no idea what he was talking about and finally it was something we could all agree on

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez just totally nailed why Trump is ramping up the ‘Communist threat’ and it’s an important, essential watch

Elon Musk insisted the UK was on the verge of civil war and the editor of the Economist owned him across the Atlantic and back

Jesse Watters said men don’t want educated women because they’re bitter, angry and ugly, and got owned into next week – 16 savage clapbacks